II. A young lieutenant was leaving Myanmar Junta Office late one evening. When he found Senior General Than Shwe standing in front of a Shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, Senior General said with a worried expression, _

"This is a very secret and important MI (Military Intelligence) report of NLD, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Sure", said the young lieutenant, eager to gain points with the big wig. 

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the 'Start' button.

"Thank you so much", said Senior General."I need two copies."

III. Q : Do Burmese Generals accept bribe money?

      A : No. No general accepts Bribe Money. Instead, a General of Burmese junta accepts luxury cars, jewelry or real estate as a bribe.

IV. Q : Why did Burmese Junta's Generals & Drug lords support George W Bush for the USA next president?

      A : Because of George W Bush's drug using past history.

V. According to a new study, new cadets of myanmar army tend to lie and cheat.

9 in 10 myanmar army cadets admit they've cheated on a test in the last year. 99% admit they have lied to their parents at some point. 99.5% say they have lied to their teachers; and 99.9% say they would lie to get the most corrupted post..... 

.....The Good news? The future of Myanmar Junta's generals is secure.