BURMA DIGEST

*18.12.2005 

 

Democracy Campaign

Campaign Home

Campaign Pages

Campaign Group

Campaign Links

Burma Digest

 Current issue

2005 editions

Special Collections
 
 

 Satire: New Name for Regime Supporters

Dear Comrades,
Here is an excerpt:

....."Southeast Asian Countries Slam Burma's Regime, Demand Change ...........
================================Monday, December 12th, 2005"

This issue  is saying that the nations of ASEAN such as Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Philippines are now condemning SPDC, Burma's military regime.

You recall my satirical acronym:
Sons  -- Singapore
Of    -- Other ASEAN countries
A     -- Asian, e.g.. Japan
B     -- Bengladesh
I     -- India
T     -- Thai
CH    -- CHina

In my previous satire, I had said because of the SOABITCH neighbors of Burma, SPDC continues to flourish and thrive.
Well, it appears that now the SonsOf the BITCH are beginning to see the light. [the nations of ASEAN such as Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Philippines are now condemning SPDC]
But the BITCH itself is still acting like the slut she is.
The BITCH nations are still eager and willing to prostitute their national prestige and honor in return for fat profits from SPDC.
Now that I cannot include the "SONS of A-" I'll have to think of a new acronym.

......Okay. here is the NEW one.

The "ARSE-ITCH" entities. (Phin-Yah)

A--certain AMERICAN companies (e.g., that public relations firm that changed the SLORC name to SPDC.  That gas company and that damn computer company which sold them equipment to screen the internet. etc.

R--RUSSIA. -- the expensive nuclear reactor & jetfighters  that starve our people. The continued Russian support that props up SPDC.

SE--SELECTIVE EUROPEAN companies in France, and East Europe that have sold weapons and given support to SPDC. 

ITCH -- India, Thai, China

ITCH is probably the worse 3 out of all.
If we can get the ITCH to go away, then most of our problems with SPDC will be solved.
Which one is worse? ARSE or ITCH? 
IF the ITCH can be stopped and only the ARSE remains, can we deal with it? I think we can. But preferably, both should be eliminated.

Remember what Bogyoke Aung San said about teamwork rowing.  Just because we are close or closer to our goal_ the UN & ASEAN is puting immense pressure on SPDC for democratic changes_ means we should not raise our oars and relax. We should keep on using our oars.

In this case, because of the ARSE-ITCH, we should all keep on using our oars to poke that ARSE and stop that ITCH, and then all our troubles will come to an end.

Let us continue to demonstrate, activate, and pressure the nations  and selective companies of the ARSE-ITCH.

So, Listen to our Beloved Bogyoke Aung San, and keep using our rowing oars!

Baydin Sayar

 


* You can search Burma Digest article archives with Google 

Google
WWW http://www.tayzathuria.org.uk/