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"THE BEHAVIOR OF B.A.T.S.   IN BURMA"

 Burma Army Terrorist Soldiers (BATS)  

Nai Min Kyaw, a regular contributor of Democracy for Burma forum,  found the following article which is of extreme importance to us because it explains the behavior of BATS.

 09 Dec 2005: SCIENTISTS have found there really may be a direct relationship between the male brain and his private parts. 
They found evidence that males can create plenty of sperm, or lots of brain cells -- but not both. 
As a result it seems, in bats at least, large testicles go together with tiny brains. A study published yesterday looked at 334 different bat species to see if brain size was linked to reproductive organs. 
Among many species of bats, researchers at Syracuse University in the US found the males have evolved enormous testicles. Some make up 8.5 per cent of their body mass, compared with 0.75 per cent in primates."
    [Original article http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,17504558%255E663,00.html ]

Comrade Day, regular contributor to Burma Digest, asked to submit his corollary to the above research project.  He claims that the Syracuse University personnel FORGOT a few things in their project.   

FIRST,

SECONDLY,

They forgot to measure the MEGA-sized anuses of the BATS and the THICKNESS of their skulls.  That information, coupled with the  LARGE testicles and TINY brains of the BATS, will explain why they are so stubborn and obsessive in forcing sex on every ethnic minority female they encounter, totally disregarding any aversive reactions from the rest of the ecological universe. In fact they seem to have the long term plan of destroying the perpetuation of ethnic minority groups by the use of rape as a very effective ethnic cleansing method. 

Comrade Day