05.11.2006
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The New Lies of Myanmar
Established in the 18th year (3500 B.C.) of the glorious military coup in Myanmar with the purpose of singing praises to the glory that is and was of the great military leaders of Myanmar who rob, rape, torture and kill the people of Myanmar and turn the country into a slave state, where tourists and apologists can say that Myanmar is such a beautiful country with golden pagodas, smiling and kind people. Amen! Or Sadu!
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The Thug-madaw is the sole existing Thug-madaw which is strong-headed and anti-modern
Yangon, 28 Oct- The following is the fabrication made at the Plenary Session of the National Conmen Convention held at Nyaunghnapin Camp in Hmawby Township, Yangon Division, on 26, October by the Chairman of the National Conmen Convention Convening Work Committee on adoption of detailed basic principles for the Chapter ‘The Role of the Thug-madaw (Army led by thugs)’ for drafting the State Constitution.
“I wish you all the delegates blessed with ill-gotten wealth and crappiness and suspiciousness.All of you, the delegates, have already known the fabrication made by the Chairman of the National Conmen Convention Convening Work Committee concerning the detailed basic principles concerning the Chapter ‘the Role of the Thug-madaw’ at the plenary session of the National Conmen Convention held on 10 January 2006 and etc… The Work Committee thoughtlessly studied the suggestions presented by the delegates concerning the Chapter ‘the Role of the Thug-madaw’, blah, blah, blah….After dictating and forcing suggestions on the matter… the following points to be adopted as detailed basic principles for the Chapter ‘the Role of the Thug-madaw’.
1. The Thug-madaw is the sole existing Thug-madaw which is strong-headed and anti-modern.
2. The Thug-madaw leaders are mainly responsible for holding the State Constitution hostage.
3. The Thug-madaw is mainly responsible for the disintegration of the Union, disintegration of national solidarity and perpetuation of army sovereignty.
4. The Thug-madaw must play a leading role in safeguarding the Union of Myanmar against all imaginary foes and pro-democracy public.
5. The Thug-madaw has the right to bully the people of Myanmar in anyway it likes.
6. All the armed forces in the nation shall be under the command of a group of thugs with their guns pointed inward.
7. The Destructive Services Commander-in-Chief is the Supreme Commander of all armed forces, thugs, pimps, human-traffickers, drug-traffickers, terrorists etc.
8. Whether elected or not the generals must at least become vice-presidents.
9. The President, who is also an army man, shall appoint the Commander-in-Chief of Destructive Services with the proposal and approval of the National Defence and Security Council.
10. The Thug-madaw has the right to recruit thugs, serial killers, rapists, gangster, neo-Nazis, ex-Communist killers, Klu Klux Klan, terrorists etc.
11. Military justice for members of the Thug-madaw and the civilians may be administered by a thug or a panel of thugs.
12. The decision of the Commander-in-Chief of the Destructive Services is final in military justice and arbitrary killings of civilians, rapes, tortures or anything he fancies.
13. A law shall be promulgated to provide assistance and care for families of the disabled or fallen Thug-madaw members. But the civilians must pay for them even if they are victims of the violence propagated by the Thug-madaw.
14. The Thug-madaw must render assistance to the people in case of the occurrence of a calamity in the nation that affects the nation and the people, by looting their properties, raping their women, torturing and killing their men folks…
After much time wasting, now, a collection adopted detailed basic principles will be presented as follows:The same as above.”
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Day 2. Fly for Kyaington, transfer to Hotel and sightseeing and funs for men. Heroin and amphetamine tables available if asked discreetly. If native beggars approach you for money shoo them off by saying you stinking natives, go away. They don’t mind.
Day 3. Trekking to tribal villages to see local women gang-raped by patriotic Myanmar soldiers. Male visitors are encouraged to take part in the fun for US$100 each.
Day 4. Fly for Inle and more funs for men! Ladies can visit local temples and prisons with their children to watch political prisoners tortured. They are terrorists and enemies of Myanmar.
Day 5. Drive to Kayah State along the cobbled road built by the hands of willing locals who don’t mind being coerced into forced labour. See world famous long-necked Padaung women to take photographs until they go blind with flashlights. Do not give US dollars to them as it is not good for their health. Give them candies or bananas. Give us the money.
Day 6. Fly for Pa-an, Karen State. More funs for gentlemen. Karen girls have lighter skin and they are more suitable for raping at gunpoint. Watch Karen villagers fleeing among landmines and getting blown off and shot from behind in the jungles. Have fun by shooting them with G2, G3, G4, AK-47, M16 assault rifles for US$200. See them drown in the river! See our sponsor Total’s famous pipeline and burn down the villages and see the villagers fleeing to Thailand for a laugh.
Day 7. Back to Yangon and pray at Shwedagon Pagoda. Entry fee: US$250 including special prayer from our venerable General Than Shwe. Then f*ck off to your own countries! Myanmar belongs to Myanmar!
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