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The Holy Terrors: Terrorist Military Regime

By Baydin Saya

How do the SPDC (military regime) Terrorists of Burma compare or contrast with the Terrorists of the Middle-east? Here in this article is an evaluation of these two Holy Terrors, discussing each of their philosophies as well as their Modus Operandi.

SPDC Terrorists, from the Generals on down to the lowest privates wear this black emblem on the forehead of their caps on which is emblazoned the words,

“Comrade Will Not Die; if He Dies, He Will Not Live in Hell”

(Yebaw ma-thay; Thay thor Nga-Yair Ma Lah:)

This is a very widely-quoted saying in the Socialist-Slorcist-SPDC Army for decades and there is even a song by the same title. It is obviously meant to encourage soldiers to face death in battle fearlessly, but the very wording is conflicting in its absurdity, viz.-

In reality, this is what it should be.

If you’re going to die, you will. That's it.

Thay yah mair so yin thay yah mair. Dah bair.

If you're not going to die, you won't.

Ma-thay yah boo so yin ma-thay yah boo pawt.

Why then, does the SPDC Army speak like an Achauk Gandoo (effeminate sissy) in the same breath say,

“One Won’t Die” and then immediately counter-state:

“One Could Die” and then try assure the hapless soldier that

“One will not go to Hell?

It is all such wishy-washy phadabaing-ngahdabaing ahloo half-baked falsehood (bullshit! Pardon me.)

The funniest thing is that there are 400,000 such ahloo statements all worn on the cap of each SPDC soldier, every day, and all the time. To our sad compatriots back in Burma, let us ask them to smile at every SPDC soldier they see, and these smiles will make them afraid and nervous because they expect everyone to be intimidated. (I guarantee you this by the teachings of my Thaing Saya, Martial Arts teacher, U Thein Win) The reason you are smiling is because when you look at their ugly faces, you will be seeing these Achauk Gandoo quotations, and you will want to smile because it is so funny.

If you analyse the statement, it is evident that all SPDC officers and soldiers are preoccupied with going to Hell. Hell, all you have to do is look at their myet khwet (mugs) faces in their news-photographs.

Notice how the English word for mug as in coffee mug (mug khwet) is similar in the Burmese word for myet khwet, derogatory word for face, which, in English, is the second meaning of mug, as in police mug-shot. (Police file photo of the face)

Even if you cannot read the small Burmese words that say they will not go to Hell, their constricted faces plainly reveal they DO fear going to Hell.

In Burmese, constricted faces can be translated into “myet hnah shit khauk choh” which means folding the face eight times as in folding a sheet of paper. In the case of SPDC, due to their astrological obsession with nines, instead of Shit-khauk choh, one can add on an extra fold and call it Koh khauk choh, in memory of their Mafia-like Godfather Ne Win, who has already gone to Hell despite all his holy pagoda erections and also because of his unholy sexual exploits.

It is ironic that SPDC generals are crazy about erecting pagodas and uttering, “PhaYAH, PhaYAH!” (God, God! In Thai, Phra, Phra) while their hands are Kah Yah, Kah Yah (wildly gesticulating). This is a Burmese saying that points out discrepancies in word and deed. If you say God, God, then your hands should be clasped together as in prayer. Instead, the hands are flapping like a lunatic, as in Kah Yah, Kah Yah, or worse, a savage blood-thirsty murderous psychopath.

When I was a kid, I could NEVER understand how PhaYAH PhaYAH had anything to Kah Yah, Kah Yah. But now, after thinking about Ne Win, his Ma Sa La Socialist Party, the SLORC, and now the SPDC, I can fully understand. They have always, always, pretended to be holy men.

(Thudaw kaung Kyetthakhoh; a pretentious holy man who is really a chicken thief, like in US, a horse rustler.)

But in reality they only want to make holes, bullet holes, like the "holey" wild savages that they really are. Their hands are always waving around like power-hungry maniacs, Ah Nah YOO, and they are always engaged in uncontrollable killing sprees.

Let us now go to the Middle-east Holy Terrors.

Unfortunately, the Middle-east Terrorists and the SPDC Terrorists both invoke the holy names,  and while in the same breath, curse and kill innocent people, while all the time believing they are carrying out a sacred mission to protect their religion, country, and people. In doing so, both Holy Terrors think they are heroic martyrs destined for great rewards.

If one commits crimes, then one should go to Hell, is that not true?

No, not to the Middle-east Terrorists who have it all thought out. They insist that if they die, they will go to Paradise where each of them will have sex with 77 beautiful virgins. Genuine religious scholars insist that this is not correct, which is good, because imagine what would happen when a female Middle-east Terrorist blows up herself and goes to Paradise!!! Men and women are equal. Therefore what's good for the goose is good for the gander. In this day and era of Gender Equality, if there are 77 girls then there should be 77 boys respectively for all male and female suicide bombers.

That is not Paradise. (See other foot note on Canadian Paradise) It sounds more like Burma under the SPDC soldiers.

To all our International media-people, this above paragraph, if disseminated widely, might dissuade innocent young Middle-east girls thinking of becoming suicide bombers.

How about SPDC soldiers? Do they go to Paradise? The closest thing to Paradise in Buddhism is not Nirvana, which is a state of bliss and peace where there is no carnal desire, no lust, no greed, no anger, no envy, no anything, but just peace. So Nirvana is not the equivalent. The closest thing to Paradise is Natpyi, or Celestial Heaven up in the high, high clouds. Up there, there is Thajah Min, the Celestial King, and his Nat Thamee, the Celestial Angels, more beautiful than Charlie's Angels on TV.

In popular lyrics and music, there are songs about cavorting with these beautiful Nat Thamee angels, not just one or two, but as many as 400 to 500 Nat Thamee.

“Nat Thamee lay dway ta-phet lay ngah yah pyaw gah, lhor gah, kah nay dah”

(400 to 500 angels dancing and happily cavorting on each side of your arm)

There is no doubt that SPDC soldiers try to believe they will Not go to hell, but instead, go to Celestial Heaven where they will cavort with all the angels they can find. But do they really believe that? No. They really believe they are going to Hell, and that is why they are so steeped in debauchery, and thus commit all these crimes against ethnic women, thinking, if we are going to Hell, we might as well debase ourselves in as much sin as possible. Such are the evils of these unholy Terrors.

In recent reports from Iraq, in the city of Samarra, the Golden-Domed Mosque was blown up by Middle-east terrorists and in retaliation, the Shia went out and killed many Sunnis and destroyed their mosques while the Americans were blamed. Soon, the Terrorists will pick on the Kurds and before we know it, all four will be fighting, in a raging Civil War in which all will be weakened, and in the end the Middle-east Terrorists, the al Qaeda, will take over. How come these Terrorists are so powerful to be able to carry out such a vast scale of attacks? Because they are supported by their neighboring countries. They have all the weapons, facilities, hideouts, which are all well-supplied with food and comforts.

Likewise SPDC Terrorists have been supported by the neighboring ASEAN nations, in particular, Thailand, and also the nations of India and China. Thus, the SPDC Terrorists are also richly endowed with food, finery, and fearsome firepower while the common people are starving, having only rice gruel or rice water and all they have to fight back are sticks, stones, dah swords, and the jinglee (excrement-dipped home-made poison darts fashioned from umbrella rods, propelled by lay-gwah catapult.)

A recent report cites that the SPDC spends less than $2 a year on a commoner in terms of education and health care but splurges as many as $400 per soldier for training, weapons, supplies, and upkeep.) With such well-provided materiel, how then does the SPDC Terrorists use them in their Modus Operandi?

(To be continued next week)

Baydin Saya

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