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Humour for Daw Suu

Q: Which Movie and Song is about Burmese People?

A: "Born to Be Killed"... directed by Myanmar junta. "Born to Be Free"... composed by Daw Aung San Suu Kyi.

Min Naing Thu

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Q: What do Daw Aung San Suu Kyi and ousted military intelligence chief have in common?

A: Both are Under House Arrest.

Princess_Joke

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Recently, Senior General Than Shwe told NLD Leader Daw Aung San Suu Kyi in a conciliatory attempt, "I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right." Daw Aung San Suu Kyi agreed and, like a humble Burmese lady, insisted Senior General Than Shwe goes first. "I'm wrong," Senior General Than Shwe said. With a twinkle in her eyes, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi said, "You're right!"

Harthabayin
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At Myanmar junta's Press Conference: _

Foreign Reporter: Why did Myanmar junta force Daw Aung San Suu Kyi to sell her piano?

Military Intelligence Chief: The Piano study would lead Daw Aung San Suu Kyi to the keys to success. So...

Sanpya Maung

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Senior General met Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Senior General was driving down the Thar-Ma Nya Mountain. Daw Aung San Suu Kyi wass driving up the Thar-Ma-Nya Mountain from the opposite direction. As they passed each other, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi leaned out the window and yelled, "PIGS!" Senior General immediately leaned out of his window and yelled, "Foreigner's wife!" They each continued on their ways, and as Senior General rounded the next curve, he crashed into a huge wild pig in the middle of the mountain road and died. Thought of the Day : If only Senior General would have listened.

Hartha Bayin

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The Thinnest Books Ever Written in Myanmar

• Everything Myanmar junta Know About Democracy
• Junta’s Collection of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi's Speeches
• The True Story of DePaYin Massacre

Sanpya Maung

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Foreign Reporter: Have you (Myanmar junta) allowed Daw Aung San Suu Kyi publishing her New Book?

Military Intelligence Chief: Yes, it's called "In and Out of House Arrests."

Q: Why didn't Myanmar junta kill Daw Aung San Suu Kyi?

A: Daw Aung San Suu Kyi = Foreign Aid

If Myanmar junta killed Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, Myanmar junta knows they won't get Foreign Aid anymore. So they arrested Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, then released her, they got the International Aid. The cycle of Arrest her, release her, goes on.

Hartha Bayin

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Senior general than shwe has said that Myanmar junta does not need approval from the United Nations to massacre Burmese People and to arrest Daw Aung San Suu Kyi. And I'm thinking, well, Hell... Myanmar junta didn't need the approval of the Burmese Voters to become the Burmese Government in the first place.

Ahpyankwee

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Comments

Angle Naw said _

In a change of heart, the Myanmar junta declared that the citizens could openly criticize them.  Nobody dared to critize the junta until one student shouted to the convoy of Senior General Than Shwe....Than Shwe is a PIG!!!!!

As one would expect, the student was immediately arrested.  He was sentenced to death.  The student appealed that he was just trying to criticize the regime.  The junta charged that the student was found guilty, not for his criticism, but for ''revealing national secret to the world,'' and executed him.

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